A whole new body of Striped Aardvark works! Quirky frames! Assorted sizes! Unframed prints also available.. and they'll be hanging for the duration of the Fringe Festival at Hamilton's Largest BYOV : the Staircase Cafe Theatre .. so come out to see one of the TEN stellar theatrical productions.. and check out the walls while you're there!
Matt Damon is very slowly run over by a car. When the car comes off him on the other side, his nose has been shaved off completely. Also, he has lost three fingers on his left hand.
I lift the toilet seat and discover a poop the size of a housecat. I scream. You say I WILL HANDLE THIS and you carry your trident into the bathroom to spear the poop.