He's not entirely sure why his butt has turned into a watermelon.
Trump's Twin Daughters
I am Donald Trump’s adolescent twin daughters. I am the nice one, but I am the slutty one.
Orange Cat Tail
We find a severed orange cat tail beside the front door. How mysterious, we think.
Hockey Raccoon
A small raccoon lives in a red cone dangling from the goalie's belt.
Paint Tigers
You buy a $3000 machine that grinds up anything and turns it into plain white house paint. You say it even works on Tigers.