The vikings were sulking because they didn't get any of the good songs. THEY REFUSED TO SING. So I had to learn Good King Wenceslas at the last minute.
I Have Eggs
You crouched down and said hey aren't you lucky? I brought you some alugura. Agulura. ARUGULA. It's OK, I said. I have eggs.
Booger
You ask me why I am wearing a mask over my face? Because I have a booger, I say.
Trumpberry
Pet Camel
I have two pet camels. One dies. The remaining camel is lonely, so it curls up in bed with me.