You have two wiener dogs. You prance around the apartment in a costume made out of toilet paper. You say : LOOK AT ME, I'M A STEWARDESS.
Jimi and the Owls
The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.
A Ferret Gets In
A Ferret Gets In
My front window is broken. A ferret gets in.
Window Lobster
We are renting a house by the sea. I hear a scuttling noise from the window. When I pull the curtain aside, I find a two-foot lobster crawling up the windowpane.
Bed Pigeon
I find a feather sticking out of a fold in my mattress. When I poke at it, it disappears. After a moment, a head pops up. THERE IS A PIGEON DOWN THERE.