I am Tyrion Lannister. When I am captured, I rip the wiring harness out of your motorcycle in protest.
Jimi and the Owls
The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.
Joni Mitchell's Head
I keep Joni Mitchell’s head on my piano. Occasionally I reach up and tickle her under her chin. I say : WHO'S A PRETTY GIRL?
Tom Petty's Hair
People have always told me that I look like Tom Petty except more bald. I ask a hairdresser to fix up my hair exactly like his. Then, I walk through the city pretending to be Tom Petty. People buy me drinks.
Prince's Car Keys
I ask Prince to give me his car keys. He says he will, after he finishes singing Baby Got Back in the hotel restaurant. The guests applaud politely, and Prince hands me his keys.