Two undercover police officers in pink furry coats are investigating the murder of a young girl. They are both Gary Busey.
Jimi and the Owls
The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.
Joni Mitchell's Head
I keep Joni Mitchell’s head on my piano. Occasionally I reach up and tickle her under her chin. I say : WHO'S A PRETTY GIRL?
Tom Petty's Hair
People have always told me that I look like Tom Petty except more bald. I ask a hairdresser to fix up my hair exactly like his. Then, I walk through the city pretending to be Tom Petty. People buy me drinks.
Donald Trump's Mistress
Donald Trump rents a room for his mistress on the second floor of a noisy and cluttered family home. Her ceiling is only 5 feet high, so Donald hunches over and talks to her awkwardly from the doorway.