Kitchen Toilet
I’M IN HERE! you call out when I knock. I find you sitting on the toilet in the middle of the kitchen. WHAT? you ask.
Mastercard
You are stuck in traffic. Every time it comes to a stop, I jump in and trim a little bit of your hair. One piece of hair seems to be flat and about 4 inches wide. I'm mystified.I say : MY GOD! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MASTERCARD! You giggle and detach it.
Cronenberg
Your apartment is in the middle of a multi-lane highway. Traffic speeds past your windows at eye level.
ME : It’s like that Cronenberg film
YOU : The Fly?
ME : No.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Bathtub
I attend a performance where the audience walks through an occupied apartment and observes the goings-on. It’s like .. reality theatre. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in the bathtub. He breaks the fourth wall in order to meet me, and invites me up to his room.
Inner Pocket
Inner Pocket
I try to leave the hotel room, but my coat is too heavy. I fall down in the corridor and can't get up. I take off the coat. When I look inside, there is a strangely overweight laptop in the inner pocket. Not my laptop. Not my coat.