I visit the Men’s Bathhouse because they have an outdoor pool. I’ve forgotten my bathing suit and I can’t swim, so I sit down to eat my sandwich.
Trump Calms Me Down
We are looking for our lost cat when my daughter loses our remaining cat. As I speak to her sternly, we pass Donald Trump doing up his right shoe. He tells me to CALM DOWN because she is doing the best she can. I calm down.
Bikini Santa
Bikini Santa
I load my yellow bricks into the car, and drive out onto Yonge street. It is decorated for Christmas. I pass a Santa in a bikini, standing in front of an underpants store.
Helmet with a Sun Roof
I put on my helmet and pull away from the shoulder, when I realize that my bald spot is exposed through the helmet’s sunroof. I stuff paper towels into the hole, to protect my head from the sun.
Helmet with a Sunroof
Definitely Not Mice
Definitely Not Mice
I discover that my bed is built over an underground Ferris wheel, with cage-like gondolas. Inside each cage there are terrible things .. Starving dogs. Dead bodies. Nothing good. There had been noises under my bed, which I now realize were DEFINITELY NOT MICE.