My mother comes out of the bathroom with one enormous black eyebrow drawn on. "HOW DO I LOOK?" she asks
Bathtub Apolcalypse
After the apocalypse, I try to escape the city. I can’t find a boat, so I launch a bathtub into the river. I paddle with my hands, searching for a deserted island. But all the islands have people on them, and I don’t play well with others.
Cell Phone Parkour
In order to qualify for my new cell phone, I am required to complete a difficult parkour course. It goes on for hours. I am still waiting for my results when I wake up.
Amsterdam
It is very hard being in love with you in 17th century Amsterdam. I want to wrap my arms around you, but it isn’t socially acceptable. I DO IT ANYWAY. It is raining, and I squeeze you so tightly that you drop your wallet. You say EVERYONE IS WATCHING and you try to pull away. I can smell the wet wool of your sweater. I refuse to let go.
Playing Dead
We are taking turns lying down and pretending to be dead. Two girls come in, and also lie down and pretend to be dead. One of them is pixelated from her waist to her knees. After a while the pixels go away, and we see that she has given birth to a fully grown Chinese woman.