Mini Skirt
You are helping me make a pencil skirt. I have the seams pinned into place, so you try it on. It goes all the way from your eyes to the floor. We forgot that I am 11 feet tall.
Toilet Cat
I find our long-lost cat sitting in the toilet. He's been in there all along. We just hadn't noticed.
Anteater Planet
Anteater Planet
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When we arrive at the anteater planet, a giant anteater helps me repair my vintage Nissan ZX. The planet is in danger of being overrun by giant anteaters. Except, they are native to the planet and we are not. They have every right to overrun the damned planet if they want to.
Greek Chorus
A bomb goes off at the airport. I take my cat, and wait out the chaos at the local cat park. Finally it is 10 to 7. A Greek Chorus behind me says IT'S 10 TO 7 YOU CAN GO NOW.
Mexican Revolution
I am fighting in the Mexican Revolution. We have long rifles, and we are shooting at the opposing forces from a double bed, on a high platform, in the middle of the town square. When we get tired of shooting, we lie down and go to sleep for a while.