Tom Wilson is looking for a new singer for his band. The men audition in the Men’s Locker Room, and the women audition in the Women’s Locker Room. I walk past the Men’s. Someone inside is singing the Cake cover of I Will Survive. Tom seems to like it. I try to enter the Women’s, but the door squeals and they shush me.
Sulky Vikings
The vikings were sulking because they didn't get any of the good songs. THEY REFUSED TO SING. So I had to learn Good King Wenceslas at the last minute.
I Have Eggs
You crouched down and said hey aren't you lucky? I brought you some alugura. Agulura. ARUGULA. It's OK, I said. I have eggs.
Booger
You ask me why I am wearing a mask over my face? Because I have a booger, I say.
