I have two pet camels. One dies. The remaining camel is lonely, so it curls up in bed with me.
House on Fire
My grandmother is not dead. We set fire to her house on the ground floor. As the fire starts to spread, we go upstairs to gather our things. When we come back downstairs, we notice that the fire has put itself out - but there is a fair bit of damage. Ever the pragmatist, my grandmother says that we should probably get started with the repairs.
House on Fire
Balaclava
Balaclava
We want to escape across the border, so we put on balaclavas. We realize belatedly that seven people wearing balaclavas might be a bit conspicuous. So I go alone. I find our truck door wide open. A man climbs in on the passenger side and grabs the keys. I try to shout for the others, but all I can get out is a strangled AUGHGH.
Centipede Pods
Psychiatric Hospital Pods
There is a riot at the psychiatric hospital. The staff retreat into mobile globe-shaped wire-mesh pop-up pods, one guard to a pod. Pods can connect together and move through the halls like enormous centipedes, wrangling inmates and reestablishing order.
You're a Panda Bear
You are flapping your arms and squawking and strutting around the living room. Wait wait, I say. I’ve got this. YOU'RE A PANDA BEAR.