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Homeless Burger

Homeless Burger
Homeless Burger

I go to the Winchester Arms to have some dinner, but they are hosting a free dinner for homeless people. I sit down to order a paid meal, but they mistake me for a homeless person. They bring me one of the burgers they are giving away. I try to explain, but they won’t listen. They absolutely INSIST that I eat a free homeless burger.

categories: dreams, news
Friday 03.11.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Ronald Frank, Wise Man

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Ronald Frank
from CA$30.00

We are searching for the studio of the famous artist/wise man Ronald Frank. He lives at the very end of a long alley, in a garage. When we find his home, he has a cameo of you above his garage door. He knew we were coming all along.

categories: dreams, news
Thursday 03.10.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Biggie's Poop

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Biggie's Poop
from CA$30.00

My bathroom is being renovated, so my landlady shows me to the bathroom in the downstairs apartment. She looks inside to make sure there is toilet paper for me, and yells : BIGGIE! YOU DIDN'T FLUSH YOUR POOP!

It is apparently Biggie Smalls' apartment. Biggie isn't dead.

tags: bathroom, celebrities, illness + death, musicians
categories: dreams, news
Wednesday 03.09.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Black Breath

Wasting Disease
Wasting Disease

You lie in a hospital bed, dying of a wasting disease. A stranger stands at the head of your bed. He bends down and breathes on your face. Wherever he breathes, your face turns black. Slowly the darkness spreads, until you are at peace.

tags: illness + death
categories: dreams, news
Tuesday 03.08.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Toothpaste

I worry that I haven’t brought enough toothpaste to jail to last us through our life sentence. Sometimes they let us sleep together on a narrow couch, where we hold each other tightly. After you die, I try to hug a guard who looks a little bit like you. He is nice, and lets me.

Toothpaste
Toothpaste
tags: love
categories: dreams, news
Friday 03.04.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 
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