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Goldfish in a Ball

I see some boys in the street tossing around a clear plastic ball with a live goldfish inside. I chase them away and rescue the goldfish. When I release the fish from the ball, it jumps down my shirt. It tickles like crazy.

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tags: animals
categories: dreams, news
Thursday 03.03.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Neck Scarf

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Neck Scarf
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I've inherited an enormous castle, but the head housekeeper will not speak to me, or respond to any of my requests or orders. She just keeps walking away. In frustration, I rip off my neck scarf and stomp down into the bowels of the castle to question her.

categories: dreams, news
Wednesday 03.02.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Samuel Jackson's Pillowcase

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Samuel Jackson's Cocaine
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We are running through a train station with a pillowcase full of Samuel Jackson’s cocaine. He is waiting in the lobby, and we almost get past him without being noticed. But then you stop to order some coffee, and Samuel recognizes your voice.

tags: celebrities
categories: dreams, news
Tuesday 03.01.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Tack Family

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Manson Family Barbecue
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We are a Manson-like crime family, and the police are on their way. We put out strips of tacks to slow down their cars, so we can finish our backyard barbecue.

tags: vehicles
categories: dreams, news
Monday 02.29.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 

Sink Phoenix

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Sink Phoenix
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I have to put my phoenix into the sink every time it is reborn, so that it does not burn down the house.

tags: animals, water
categories: dreams, news
Friday 02.26.16
Posted by Joan Krygsman
 
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