Tea Tray
Things were tense on set. The tea tray in the British historical period drama television series insisted on a screen credit. After all, it was in every scene.
Kitchen Toilet
Kitchen Toilet
I’M IN HERE! you call out when I knock. I find you sitting on the toilet in the middle of the kitchen. WHAT? you ask.
Mastercard
You are stuck in traffic. Every time it comes to a stop, I jump in and trim a little bit of your hair. One piece of hair seems to be flat and about 4 inches wide. I'm mystified.I say : MY GOD! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MASTERCARD! You giggle and detach it.
Cronenberg
Your apartment is in the middle of a multi-lane highway. Traffic speeds past your windows at eye level.
ME : It’s like that Cronenberg film
YOU : The Fly?
ME : No.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Bathtub
I attend a performance where the audience walks through an occupied apartment and observes the goings-on. It’s like .. reality theatre. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in the bathtub. He breaks the fourth wall in order to meet me, and invites me up to his room.