I've inherited an enormous castle, but the head housekeeper will not speak to me, or respond to any of my requests or orders. She just keeps walking away. In frustration, I rip off my neck scarf and stomp down into the bowels of the castle to question her.
Samuel Jackson's Pillowcase
We are running through a train station with a pillowcase full of Samuel Jackson’s cocaine. He is waiting in the lobby, and we almost get past him without being noticed. But then you stop to order some coffee, and Samuel recognizes your voice.
Tack Family
We are a Manson-like crime family, and the police are on their way. We put out strips of tacks to slow down their cars, so we can finish our backyard barbecue.
Sink Phoenix
I have to put my phoenix into the sink every time it is reborn, so that it does not burn down the house.
Aliens Again
The aliens communicate with me by speaking into a handheld credit card processing unit, which then prints out the translation onto long strips of white paper.