I find a feather sticking out of a fold in my mattress. When I poke at it, it disappears. After a moment, a head pops up. THERE IS A PIGEON DOWN THERE.
Candice Bergen is Uncomfortable
Candice Bergen is at the next table. I want to take her photograph, but I know she doesn't want me to. So, I take a picture of myself imitating her uncomfortable facial expression.
Burrito Pants
You jump into the frozen river. After a minute you climb back out, completely unfazed by the cold. I see that your pants are made Out of flattened AMY'S ORGANIC BURRITO boxes.
Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Cadillac Coupe de Ville
A red Cadillac Coupe de Ville is blocking my car in. I start the Cadillac with a push button and move it out of the way. I ponder stealing it for a few moments. But I don't. I get back into my crappy car and drive away.
Peeing in a Cornfield
We are walking at night when you stop to pee. Afterwards you forget your pants by the side of the road. You rip off the rest of your clothes in anger, and stomp back towards town naked. I lift off and fly away over a cornfield.