When we get back to the boat, I realize that half of our party had been left behind. They have all fallen overboard, and are bobbing around in the water waiting for us. I apologize. They are pretty wrinkly.
Bed Pigeon
I find a feather sticking out of a fold in my mattress. When I poke at it, it disappears. After a moment, a head pops up. THERE IS A PIGEON DOWN THERE.
Candice Bergen is Uncomfortable
Candice Bergen is at the next table. I want to take her photograph, but I know she doesn't want me to. So, I take a picture of myself imitating her uncomfortable facial expression.
Burrito Pants
You jump into the frozen river. After a minute you climb back out, completely unfazed by the cold. I see that your pants are made Out of flattened AMY'S ORGANIC BURRITO boxes.
Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Cadillac Coupe de Ville
A red Cadillac Coupe de Ville is blocking my car in. I start the Cadillac with a push button and move it out of the way. I ponder stealing it for a few moments. But I don't. I get back into my crappy car and drive away.