Everywhere I look there are bananas going soft. Some are squishy, black and covered in flies. I open cupboards and look under floorboards. MORE BANANAS.
Wiener Dogs
You have two wiener dogs. You prance around the apartment in a costume made out of toilet paper. You say : LOOK AT ME, I'M A STEWARDESS.
Staple Zombies
I create a three-dimensional zombie diorama by shooting staples through a piece of cardboard for the arms.
Future Grocery Store
The grocery store in the future performs an anal probe on each customer at checkout. To confirm identity.
Two Gary Buseys
Two undercover police officers in pink furry coats are investigating the murder of a young girl. They are both Gary Busey.