I find our long-lost cat sitting in the toilet. He's been in there all along. We just hadn't noticed.
Anteater Planet
Anteater Planet
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When we arrive at the anteater planet, a giant anteater helps me repair my vintage Nissan ZX. The planet is in danger of being overrun by giant anteaters. Except, they are native to the planet and we are not. They have every right to overrun the damned planet if they want to.
Greek Chorus
A bomb goes off at the airport. I take my cat, and wait out the chaos at the local cat park. Finally it is 10 to 7. A Greek Chorus behind me says IT'S 10 TO 7 YOU CAN GO NOW.
Mexican Revolution
I am fighting in the Mexican Revolution. We have long rifles, and we are shooting at the opposing forces from a double bed, on a high platform, in the middle of the town square. When we get tired of shooting, we lie down and go to sleep for a while.
Tom Wilson Auditions
Tom Wilson is looking for a new singer for his band. The men audition in the Men’s Locker Room, and the women audition in the Women’s Locker Room. I walk past the Men’s. Someone inside is singing the Cake cover of I Will Survive. Tom seems to like it. I try to enter the Women’s, but the door squeals and they shush me.