We each have a rotting old barn board to float on. Our board flotilla prepares to head out to the island on the clear blue water. You want to put your enormous stuffed penguin onto your board. I argue with you for a while, and then I give up.
John Stamos Gets Married
John Stamos Gets Married
John Stamos falls in love with an extremely pretty Hispanic girl at the party. She turns out to be a boy. They get busy in the elevator. John enjoys himself very much. Later, they get married.
Caramilk Bar
We are having dinner with two ladies. After dinner they share a Caramilk bar. When there are two pieces left, they offer one of them to you. They agree to split the last one between them, but then one of them eats it. The other one is crestfallen.
Pleather Skirt
A tiny old lady tries to take a black pleather skirt from our cart at Value Village. I tell her NO and I attempt to take it back, but she holds on tight. I crouch down and look right into her little blue eyes. I say : WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK? She lets go of the skirt and scuttles away.
Squeezing Eggs
Eggs
I am eating hard-boiled eggs with my hands, squeezing them into chunks between my fingers and then putting them into my mouth. I notice that the walls are covered with hanging plants. You have just watered them. When I am full of eggs, I stand among the plants and breathe.