The new craft at summer camp is drawing chalk owls on the carpets. Jimi Hendrix excels at owls.
Diving Bell
Diving Bell
The doctors are unable to remove the diving bell from the head of my ten-year-old self.
Love Trees
A scroll drops through my mail slot. As it unrolls, it reveals tree after tree. At the very end is the word LOVE.
Joni Mitchell's Head
I keep Joni Mitchell’s head on my piano. Occasionally I reach up and tickle her under her chin. I say : WHO'S A PRETTY GIRL?
Tom Petty's Hair
People have always told me that I look like Tom Petty except more bald. I ask a hairdresser to fix up my hair exactly like his. Then, I walk through the city pretending to be Tom Petty. People buy me drinks.