I find our long-lost cat sitting in the toilet. He's been in there all along. We just hadn't noticed.
Biggie's Poop
My bathroom is being renovated, so my landlady shows me to the bathroom in the downstairs apartment. She looks inside to make sure there is toilet paper for me, and yells : BIGGIE! YOU DIDN'T FLUSH YOUR POOP!
It is apparently Biggie Smalls' apartment. Biggie isn't dead.
Bring Me a Damn Plunger
The toilet is plugged up. I keep yelling to you guys to BRING ME A DAMN PLUNGER but you ignore me.