I am eating hard-boiled eggs with my hands, squeezing them into chunks between my fingers and then putting them into my mouth. I notice that the walls are covered with hanging plants. You have just watered them. When I am full of eggs, I stand among the plants and breathe.
I leave with a toaster oven and a blender. They are extremely heavy. Union organizers are standing at the first bus stop, so I struggle on to the next stop. I know I don’t really have to go the extra distance, but once I start, I am too embarrassed to turn back.
I ask Prince to give me his car keys. He says he will, after he finishes singing Baby Got Back in the hotel restaurant. The guests applaud politely, and Prince hands me his keys.
The walls of your house are covered in dirt nearly four inches thick. I climb up a ladder and start scraping it off with my hands. Underneath, there is one Big Black Slug and the walls have disintegrated down to the uprights.
A lawyer takes me aside to ask if I am aware that you keep a costume in your storage space. A bald head and a black sweater. We hide the costume in a garbage bag, but then we unearth more costumes. They won't all fit into the bag.
