People have always told me that I look like Tom Petty except more bald. I ask a hairdresser to fix up my hair exactly like his. Then, I walk through the city pretending to be Tom Petty. People buy me drinks.
A Ferret Gets In
A Ferret Gets In
My front window is broken. A ferret gets in.
No Mouth
Talking gets pretty difficult because neither of us has a mouth.
Fort Goof
Fort Goof
I am instructed to go undercover at Fort Goof in Toronto. Things get a little awkward when my identity is discovered. Stockholm Syndrome kicks in, and I move in permanently.
Donald Trump's Mistress
Donald Trump rents a room for his mistress on the second floor of a noisy and cluttered family home. Her ceiling is only 5 feet high, so Donald hunches over and talks to her awkwardly from the doorway.