I go to San Francisco, knowing full well that you are also going. I arange to be crossing the bridge wearing a beautiful purple dress, just at the moment when I know you will be there. I hear you say JOAN WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE? I turn around and feign surprise. Oh hi, I say. I like to travel.
We each have a rotting old barn board to float on. Our board flotilla prepares to head out to the island on the clear blue water. You want to put your enormous stuffed penguin onto your board. I argue with you for a while, and then I give up.
John Stamos falls in love with an extremely pretty Hispanic girl at the party. She turns out to be a boy. They get busy in the elevator. John enjoys himself very much. Later, they get married.
We are having dinner with two ladies. After dinner they share a Caramilk bar. When there are two pieces left, they offer one of them to you. They agree to split the last one between them, but then one of them eats it. The other one is crestfallen.
A tiny old lady tries to take a black pleather skirt from our cart at Value Village. I tell her NO and I attempt to take it back, but she holds on tight. I crouch down and look right into her little blue eyes. I say : WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK? She lets go of the skirt and scuttles away.
